By Caleb Hutton
A pair of Zen koans from the Bellingham Police Department.
Reported: Nov 20 2012 5:19PM
Location: 1600 BLK C ST
Offense: MALICIOUS MISCHIEF
Case #: 12B43635
Male smashed (V1) truck windshield with a dead fish. He then handed (V1) a $100.00 bill.
Reported: Nov 22 2012 2:08AM
Location: 4500 BLK MERIDIAN ST
Offense: SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE
Case #: 12B43822
(C1) called 911 after hearing the washing machine running by itself.